I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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