If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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