My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
