I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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