she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
