We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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