They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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