Got a toothbrush?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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