I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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