God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
