ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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