And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
50% drunk capacity currently
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
