so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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