I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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