I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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