didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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