Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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