I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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