ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize