Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
