So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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