youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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