38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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