he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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