So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Is this like a preordered booty call?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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