Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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