i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
she looked like the before picture.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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