And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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