that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
