This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
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I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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