Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she smelled like a LAN party
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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