She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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