im having a threesome with these popsicles
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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