ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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