I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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