before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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