i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
How naked do you want me to be?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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