People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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