im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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