she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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