it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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