dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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