Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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