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  spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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  that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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• (716): View more from New York

  honey bunches of taint.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Here's my first problem: I'm drunk

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?

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  I was emotionally compromised.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with

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• (818): View more from California

  The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.

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• (310): View more from California

  Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  hey u leave my anime porn out of this

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