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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  happy early fathers day!!!

  (829): View more from Dominican Rep

  im not a father

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  about that...

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  (843): happy early fathers day!!! (829): im not a father (843): about that... http://tfl.nu/tk4z
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  so then she threw up in his asshole

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  yep..that'll do it.

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  (231): so then she threw up in his asshole (1-231): yep..that'll do it. http://tfl.nu/f3qy
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

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  (973): hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination http://tfl.nu/nh5d
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.

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  (901): He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him. http://tfl.nu/u51w
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?

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  (719): Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas? http://tfl.nu/io06
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.

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  (919): I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes. http://tfl.nu/2m3g
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  My bed is full of blood and feathers

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  (931): My bed is full of blood and feathers http://tfl.nu/0j2w
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  (718): View more from New York

  this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican

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  (718): this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican http://tfl.nu/utxh
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  (623): View more from Arizona

  We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.

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  (623): We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year. http://tfl.nu/kva9
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.

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  (770): No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas. http://tfl.nu/74tv
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  (607): View more from New York

  Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me

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  (607): Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me http://tfl.nu/qp3z
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night

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  (843): If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night http://tfl.nu/kgui
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?

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  (303): Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real? http://tfl.nu/o1yr
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.

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  (603): I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down. http://tfl.nu/shbl
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.

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  (864): Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having. http://tfl.nu/0hug
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