I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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