so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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