The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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