their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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