I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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