How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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