my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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