I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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