ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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