when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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Well, I met his girlfriend...
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