that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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