i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
ok first of all what the fuck
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
