But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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